OH I’M SO GLAD THIS IS ON MY DASH AGAIN.
let this always be on my dash
I can’t even
Princess Diana’s speech on HIV (x)
ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game
tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems
Lupita Nyong’o’s brother celebrating her Oscar nom
THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
We need sex ed because I’ve allowed exes to talk me into sex I didn’t want to have, because they said that if they didn’t orgasm that they’d get blue balls and have to go to the ER. I later learned (at age 24) that excess sperm is passed through urine. It wasn’t a medical emergency for them to orgasm. I was just being manipulated.
Lmaoooo. Sounds like someone was pretty guillible.
sounds like someone is an asshole.
i’m so happy
A futakuchi-onna (二口女) is a type of yokai from Japanese folklore that is in the form of a woman with two mouths: one normal mouth, and one big mouth on the back of her head.
These women appear be very innocent and eat only a little bit of food at first, but when they think nobody is watching, a big, ghastly mouth open up as a slit at the back of their head, and they use their long, writhing hair to shovel tons of food into it (because a futakuchi-onna’s second mouth has a very huge appetite!).
One story about the futakuchi-onna is about the miser who married a seemingly meek and innocent beautiful lady. She rarely ate meals, and when she did eat, she ate in very small quantities.
The stingy miser thought he hit the jackpot because she was very low-maintenance when it came to food. It was all good until one day, despite their small food consumption, he found that their food storage has been mysteriously and steadily decreasing. He spied on it that night to catch the “robber”, and was shocked to see his wife open a horrifying mouth-like slit on the back of her head (complete with teeth and tongue!) and use her tentacle-like hair to shovel food into it. The miser was so horrified that he ran away, never to return. Σ(゜ロ゜;)
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